Edd’s MANtra: Weezy’s Counseling Sessions
So, it has been about a month now since the legal system stopped dragging its collective feet and threw Lil Wayne in jail.
Although with the slew of Young Money songs and videos flooding the airwaves, you wouldn’t know he was gone. Still, for those of you dying to know what the little gremlin is up to while in the can, one of his babymommas fills us in. From Us Weekly:
“Wayne has a job,” she said. “They got him on suicide watch for other prisoners. He watches the crazy prisoners and makes sure they don’t kill themselves. He likes the job even though they don’t pay him much.”
Hold up.
They have Lil Wayne on suicide watch? The same guy who hasn’t been awake since 2002 is charged with keeping a sharp eye on the mentally unstable?
I wonder if he has to talk to these prisoners? If so, you can bet all his advice comes in the form of lyrics, like this:
And I’d rather be pushing flowers
Than in the pen sharing showers
Uh, they really need to find someone else for this job.
And you have to love that his babymomma makes a point to say “He likes the job even though they don’t pay him much” as if he should be pulling six figures for this. He should be happy to get a little pocket change and a chance to get away from his cellmate Bubba.
But who knows – if he does a good job I’m sure he’ll be released early for good behavior.
Great.
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