The A to Z of Javacia
I’ve been seeing this on a lot of blogs lately and this week Danielle of Sometimes Sweet, one of my favorite websites, gave it a try so I figured I would too. I’ve love for you all to play along. Just answer the questions on your own blog and post a link in the comments section.
Age: 30
B. Bed size: Queen. (Dear Internet, this question is lame.)
C. Chore that you hate: Cleaning the bathtub.
D. Dogs: None yet. But Edd and I are planning to get one soon and name him Jedd (which is also our celebrity couple name)
E. Essential start to your day: I can’t operate without breakfast. I think I’ve had a bowl of cereal nearly every morning of my life. Seriously.
F. Favorite color: Pink. I’m hopelessly girly. I’m also a fan of purple and blue.
G. Gold or Silver: Silver
H. Height: 5’4″ and I’m the tallest woman in my family. For real.
I. Instruments you play: Does air guitar count? What about Guitar Hero?
J. Job title: educator, writer, blogger, wife (yes, that’s a job)
K. Kids: I have 90 wonderful kids that I get to send home every afternoon.
L. Live: Birmingham, Alabama aka The Salty ‘Ham!
M. Mother’s name: Lesa (that’s Lisa with an “e” as she loves to say)
N. Nicknames: J, Jai, Jae, J-Nic, Niki, JJ Fad, Writeous Babe
O. Overnight hospital stays: Nope. Not even when I was hit by a car.
P. Pet peeves: laziness, excuses, unjustified jerk-store behavior
Q. Quote from a movie: “Y’all is the horniest bunch of white folks I ever seen!” (From Shag one of my favorite movies of all time. Quote by Buzz, the maid, after finding yet another teenage couple making out in the house she’s paid to clean.)
R. Right or left handed: Right handed.
S. Siblings: the greatest little brother in the world, C.J.
U. Underwear: is not to be discussed on the Internet
V. Vegetable you hate: Okra. Yuck!
W. What makes you run late: Trying to do too much in a short period of time.
X. X-Rays you’ve had: My entire body thanks to my run-in with that car
Y. Yummy food that you make: Spinach Ravioli Lasagna
Z. Zoo animal: Zoos stink.
Your turn!
My blog is here, so I’ll just post my list in the comments:
Age: A score and a decade, plus 1. If you can’t figure that out, too bad.
B. Bed size: Queen
C. Chore that you hate: CLEANING THE BATHROOM. Makes me feel like I should be on Roots.
D. Dogs: My girl Zena, back in Va.
E. Essential start to your day: Putting my draws on. I hope you do the same.
F. Favorite color: Black. Say it loud!
G. Gold or Silver: Silver
H. Height: 5’6, the same height as Lil Wayne. Not sure why I know that.
I. Instruments you play: Playstation
J. Job title: Community Manager. And also Supreme Baller
K. Kids: ZERO, but I have a ton of kids I’ve mentored through church through the years. I love ‘em like my own, even though I have to dropkick them at times.
L. Live: Birmingham, Alabama
M. Mother’s name: Dorothy, which is also the name of both my maternal and paternal grandmothers.
N. Nicknames: Edd AKA Eddie B AKA Ed Money AKA Eddie B Fyne AKA The Veteran AKA The Vet AKA King Koopa AKA Fast Eddie AKA Franchise AKA Scorpio AKA Scorpion King AKA Max Powers – take your pick
O. Overnight hospital stays: None yet
P. Pet peeves: Wack rappers, laziness, people who expect something for nothing, Rihanna’s existence
Q. Quote from a movie: “I am the world’s first fully functioning homicidal artist,” The Joker, from the 1989 Batman
R. Right or left handed: Righty-tighty
S. Siblings: 1 brother. He’s aiight
U. Underwear: See letter E.
V. Vegetable you hate: Okra is Satan’s candy
W. What makes you run late: Lakeshore traffic, trying to cram too much stuff into my day
X. X-Rays you’ve had: My stomach back in they day. They thought I had one of those baby Aliens in it.
Y. Yummy food that you make: Eddburgers. That’s about it.
Z. Zoo animal: Komodo dragon?