Edd’s MANtra: Kim K Gets No Love

Sunday night, during the Super Bowl, I witnessed one of the best commercials I’d ever seen. It truly tugged at my heartstrings

No, not the Darth Vader kid. Or Eminem shouting-out Detroit.

I’m referring to Kim Kardashian in those Skechers. Never had I seen such mastery of the visual arts.

The wifey was not impressed with the ad, and she was even less impressed with my vocal admiration of Kim K. The next morning, after I woke up on our patio with a broken nose, I was aghast to see Kim’s commercial was universally panned.

And sadly, things didn’t get any better for Kimmie.

Last night Kim, riding high after her Skechers gig, showed up for a Prince concert at Madison Square Garden. Prince, dressed like my grandma on the way to the prom, asked Kim on stage shake her (massive) groove thang.

Kim, clearly a shy girl who hates the spotlight, nervously declined. So what does Prince say?

“GET OFF DA STAGE!!!!!”

I agree, Stephanie Tanner. 

See for yourself:

Prince needs to chill. Did Kim steal his Bedazzler or something? I’m sure he was “just kidding” but I don’t like your tone, mister.

But it’s all good. According to (ugh) perezhilton.com, Prince realized the error of his ways and invited Kim back for the finale.

Kim K – America’s doormat.  She has my sympathy.