The Simple Life, or not

Sorry I’ve been a bit MIA this week, but Derby madness is upon us. Tonight I will cover the biggest, most exclusive Derby party, the internationally recognized Barnstable Brown Gala. (Click here for a story I recently wrote about the event.)

Topping the celebrity guest list for this shindig is socialite, hotel heiress and reality TV star Paris Hiltion. Unfortunately I can’t think of anything clever to ask her, so if you have any ideas let me know ASAP.

Other celebrities expected to attend include Brooke Shields, Tom Brady (no word on whether or not Giselle with be there, too), Danica Patrick, Kid Rock and Darryl “DMC” McDaniels of the legendary hip-hop group Run DMC.

Boyz II Men and EnVogue are also set to perform and actor Terry O’Quinn (LOST fans, you know him as John Locke) will also be in the house. (Click here for a complete celebrity guest list.)

This is my first time covering this particular party so I’m nervous. Really nervous. But my hope is to keep you all updated on the night’s developments via my Twitter feed which is now on the blog.

Wish me luck!