Edd’s MANtra: 1981 Was A Good Year

Besides being Tuesday?

It’s the 29th year my lovely wife and GeorgiaMae’s fearless leader has graced the Earth with her presence. She’s just one year away from the big Three-Oh. She’d better savor this year, cuz it’s all downhill from there.

 

 

 

Here at GeorgiaMae, we like to uplift all women and highlight their accomplishments, but I don’t think I’ll get too much flak for calling these two the most useless women on Earth. Blame these two for the current trend of “celebrities famous for doing nothing.” Unless you consider sex tapes and reality shows credible work. On the plus side, that helped Kim Kardashian become a megastar, so maybe I should thank them after all.

See, I’m all about uplifting women.

Megan Hauserman (November 5)

And speaking of useless reality show stars, don’t front like you don’t know Megan. If you watch VH1, you’ve seen Megan embarrassing herself on Rock of Love, Charm School, I Love Money, and her own short-lived show, Megan Wants a Millionaire, which was canceled when one of the contestants was accused of murder. The guy later killed himself. VH1 REALLY needs to do a better job of screening their contestants.




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Ah, yes, the Star Wars franchise killers. Despite what you’ve read above, there were actual legitimate actors born in 1981. Well, at least Natalie is legitimate. Christensen has the dubious honor of being the ONLY man on Earth capable of making Darth Vader lame.

 

In Javacia’s perfect world she would be Javacia Timberlake. Better yet…

 

 

 

Apparently back in the day, our favorite Webmistress was IN LOVE with this dude. How could you not be? Chillllllle, he look so sensitive! And, look, he got that good hair!

It’s a shame he hasn’t written a good check since 2000. But I ain’t hatin, if she can have him, I’ll take…

 

Truly one of the most talented women in the world. How did she not get an Academy Award for her stirring role in 2003’s “Love Don’t Cost A Thing?” Charlize Theron’s victory for “Monster” should be overturned.